More tranny stories later!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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