Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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