ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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