I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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