u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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