did you get engaged???
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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