Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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