Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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