4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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