You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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