i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
