I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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