I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
