we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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