Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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