Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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