Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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