i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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