awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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