And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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