I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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