SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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