FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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