I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
