we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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