He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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