a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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