i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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