3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
accomplished twins. life is a go
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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