i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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