So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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