I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There r osticjed everywhere
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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