pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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