he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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