I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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