When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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