Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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