And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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