Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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