took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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