your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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