I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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