I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He shit in the fireplace
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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