in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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