we're blogging at a bar
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
50% drunk capacity currently
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
