yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
