I want to stick my p in your. b.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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