found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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