So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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