found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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