Moan for me like Helen Keller
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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